I ve been working on my.
Cartman ive been eating carpet all day.
As parker said there was a jared commercial on all the damn time and it was getting pretty out of hand.
Stan you want to help me cut some firewood.
Jimmy you ve always been my favorite standup comic.
Just try and make me laugh.
Spartangirl march 12 2013 at 7 50 pm.
I ve been dealing with biting mites since 2014 going on 6 years.
All without a government grant i ve come up with two competing narratives suitable for team red and team blue to take sides over.
I ve tried just about every solution offered.
Oh i don t think that ll be hard.
But i tell myself i m not ready to stand around and eat grass all day.
Cartman s mother appears after he picks his nose liane.
Well what a day this has been.
We ve got enough to.
I just have to find my funny bone again.
Don t pick your nose hon.
Cartman dialing shu shut up you guys shut up you guys the boys quiet down and cover their mouths as the call goes through to city wok a chinese restaurant.
The most direct is to say something to your boss like would you be willing to reconsider the requirement for us to stay on video all day long.
I had an itch.
God damn it mom i wasn t picking it.
Jared has aides cartman s house living room day.
You ve gotta help me.
I can still do this.
All the short cartman tweek stories i ve written and deemed fit to see the light of day.
I hope you ll agree that i ve always been conscientious and productive.
Fair warning they could contain pretty much anything published november 19 2014 updated november 19 2014.
Um comedy can be the best therapy very much.
I ve still got something to say people to talk to truths to expose keyboards to smash empires to shake.
Career criminal christy cartman 36 was targeted by officers from norfolk constabulary in a raid filmed for tonight s episode of channel 5 documentary police.
Gee that s a terrible thing eric.
I was on tv and i m a hero.
I m finding it distracting and it s making me feel like you don t trust me to get my work done otherwise.
Jared has aides was written and directed by series co creator trey parker the episode which heavily satirizes former subway spokesman and weight loss advocate jared fogle was inspired by the fact that parker and stone had seen several subway commercials featuring fogle.
We cut firewood all day yesterday.
