Selling health insurance and.
Carpet salesman jokes.
The salesman rushed into the home and threw rotten scrambled eggs fries and hot dogs on the carpet floor.
Mammoth bargains to be had in our mammoth sale.
24 great sales jokes it s time for a humor break.
No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack smokes he said to himself.
The carpet er wants the carpet to match the drapes but a carpenter will put his wood anywhere if the money s right little johnny and the salesman a salesman knocks on a door.
A big list of salesmen jokes.
And he asks the salesman about car customization.
The first one said last month when one of my insured died suddenly i got the news within six hours.
A check was mailed to his wife the.
In the middle the room under the carpet was a bump.
A vacuum salesman knocked on a newly built home a lady opened the door.
Madam if i could not clean this up within 5 minutes with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner i will eat all this dung.
Roll up roll up.
When he rubbed it lo and behold a genie app.
Come to our mammoth sale.
Before the lady said anything the salesman said mam the vacuum i have is the best in business.
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Here are 24 sales jokes some oldies some goodies and some you may wish you d never heard.
A few seconds later the door opens.
2 a salesman walking along the beach found a bottle.
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.
He stepped out for a smoke only to realize that he had lost his cigarettes.
39 of them in fact.
The salesman asks him what it is and the snail tells him he wants the letter s painted on the doors roof and windows as large as possible.
